South Park - Episode Guide

Episodes » Season 9
Tot. Ep. # Title Original Airdate Production Code Media
126 901 Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina March 9, 2005 901 Links (2)

Mr. Garrison gets a sex change operation, but when he realizes he is incapable of having a period, he tracks down the doctor to change him back. Meanwhile, Kyle goes to a plastic surgeon to turn himself black so he can be a star basketball player.

127 902 Die Hippie, Die March 16, 2005 902 Links (2)

Cartman attempts to rid South Park of hippies, but ends up in jail for wrongfully imprisoning the hippies in his house just as a hippie music festival has been announced.

128 903 Wing March 23, 2005 903 Links (2)

Token becomes a singer while the boys try to run a talent agency and represent the City Wok owner's wife.

129 904 Best Friends Forever March 30, 2005 904 Links (2)

Kenny is left in a persistent vegetative state, beginning a war between Cartman, who wants him to die so he can inherit his Sony PSP, Heaven, who needs his spirit to fight a war against hell, and those who feel he should be kept alive. This episode won a 2005 Emmy Award in the category of "Outstanding Animated Program (for programming less than one hour)".

130 905 The Losing Edge April 6, 2005 905 Links (2)

The boys try to lose their baseball games on purpose so they can avoid having to play all summer. Randy gets into training to fight the other fathers at the games.

131 906 The Death of Eric Cartman April 13, 2005 906 Links (1)

The kids of South Park retaliate against Cartman by ignoring him, causing Cartman to think that he has died, but isn't allowed to go to the afterlife until he atones for his sins on Earth.

132 907 Erection Day April 20, 2005 907 Links (1)

Jimmy starts getting erections and worries about performing in the school talent show, so he sets out to get rid of his erections by having sex with a woman.

133 908 Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow October 19, 2005 908 Links (2)

Cartman and Stan crash a boat into the world's largest beaver dam above the town of Beaverton. Afterwards, global warming is blamed, and the town enters a state of emergency.

134 909 Marjorine October 26, 2005 909 Links (2)

Butters fakes his own death so he can pose as a girl named Marjorine and steal a paper fortune-teller.

135 910 Follow That Egg! November 2, 2005 910 Links (1)

After learning Mr. Slave will marry Big Gay Al, Mrs. Garrison vows to stop same-sex marriage and uses the kids in his class as an example of why homosexual couples would make poor parents.

136 911 Ginger Kids November 9, 2005 911 Links (2)

Stan and Kyle turn Cartman redheaded and pale after Cartman does a report on how dangerous redheaded children are, but the prank goes too far when Cartman leads the "gingers" to fight for their rights by any means necessary.

137 912 Trapped in the Closet November 16, 2005 912 Links (2)

Stan is dubbed the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard by a local group of Scientologists, causing a chain of bizarre events, such as Tom Cruise and John Travolta locking themselves in Stan's closet and R&B singer R. Kelly turning the whole affair into an urban opera.

138 913 Free Willzyx November 30, 2005 913 Links (2)

Two aquarium workers trick the boys into thinking that a Killer Whale can talk, prompting the boys to liberate the animal and send him into space.

139 914 Bloody Mary December 7, 2005 914 Links (1)

Randy's drinking problem is mistaken for a disease when he admits himself into Alcoholics Anonymous following an arrest for drunk driving. Meanwhile, a priest in a neighboring town discovers that his Virgin Mary statue is bleeding from its anus and declares it a miracle.