The boys buy weapons at a fair and imagine themselves as anime characters.

Jimmy uses steroids to cheat in the Special Olympics and Cartman disguises himself as a child with a developmental disability in order to enter.

Kyle finally sees Mel Gibson's The Passion of the Christ and decides Cartman's anti-Semitic claims are true. Meanwhile, Stan and Kenny see the movie and hate it, prompting them to head to Malibu to retrieve their ticket money from Mel Gibson himself.

Stan must form a dance group to compete against rivals from Orange County in a spoof of You Got Served. Meanwhile, Butters has flashbacks of causing death and mayhem at a tap dancing contest.

Butters befriends a robot (actually Cartman in disguise) he receives in the mail and takes him to Hollywood, where movie execs want him for film ideas, which over 800 contain Adam Sandler, and the government wants him for national security.

A mysterious and very eccentric new neighbor named Michael Jefferson moves into town with his sheltered son, sparking fears that he is an unfit parent, and a police scheme to frame him for crimes he didn't commit.

The townsfolk becomes angry when immigrants from the year 3045 arrive and take the residents' jobs for lower wages.

Stan is forced to vote in an election for the school's new mascot after the old one is protested against by PETA.

When a Wal-Mart store comes to South Park, the townsfolk are torn between their love of the store's low prices, and their anti-corporate hatred of the retail giant which has turned the center of South Park into an abandoned ghost town.

A bully from the boys' past is paroled from juvenile hall, which sends them into hiding.

The boys' school news show is in competition against a rival television program created by Craig.

Wendy feels left out when all the fourth grade girls start acting like Paris Hilton, who meanwhile tries to buy Butters from his parents.

Cartman thinks that he has gained paranormal powers after getting in an accident, and abuses them to become a psychic detective for hire.

Stan helps seemingly innocent woodland creatures prepare for the birth of their Lord and Saviour, the Anti-Christ.