.South Park Episode Guide
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| Ep. # |
Title |
Original Airdate |
Production Code |
Media |
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| 97 | Cancelled | March 19, 2003 | 704 | UNAVAILABLE |
| The boys learn that Earth is actually a reality show for aliens and must save it from cancellation. |
| 98 | Krazy Kripples | March 26, 2003 | 702 | UNAVAILABLE |
| Timmy and Jimmy start a club for cripples, which draws attention from the Crips. Christopher Reeve comes to town to promote stem cell research. |
| 99 | Toilet Paper | April 2, 2003 | 703 | |
| Kyle feels guilty after he and the boys TP their art teacher's house. |
| 102 | Lil' Crime Stoppers | April 23, 2003 | 706 | UNAVAILABLE |
| The boys' game of "police detectives" turns all too real when Sergeant Yates hires them to bust a drug deal... |
| 103 | Red Man's Greed | April 30, 2003 | 707 | |
| The town is taken over by Native Americans who want to create a highway to their casino. |
| 104 | South Park Is Gay! | October 22, 2003 | 708 | UNAVAILABLE |
| The men and boys of town become metrosexual. Meanwhile, Kyle, Mr. Slave, and Mr. Garrison try to stop the wave of metrosexuality when Kyle is treated like an outcast, and Mr... |
| 105 | Christian Rock Hard | October 29, 2003 | 709 | |
| Cartman, Token, and Butters form a Christian music band. Stan, Kyle, and Kenny protest against downloading music from the Internet after getting arrested for it. |
| 106 | Grey Dawn | November 5, 2003 | 710 | UNAVAILABLE |
| The elderly have their driver's licenses taken away, against which the AARP retaliates. |
| 107 | Casa Bonita | November 12, 2003 | 711 | |
| Cartman tries to get himself invited to Kyle's birthday party at Casa Bonita. |
| 108 | All About Mormons | November 19, 2003 | 712 | |
| Stan befriends a boy and his family who are Mormons. |
| 109 | Butt Out | December 3, 2003 | 713 | |
| The town calls in Rob Reiner to combat the spread of smoking among children after the boys are caught doing so. |
| 110 | Raisins | December 10, 2003 | 714 | |
| Stan becomes a Goth after Wendy Testaburger breaks up with him. Meanwhile, Butters falls for Lexus, a waitress at a Hooters-esque restaurant called "Raisins". |
| 111 | It's Christmas in Canada | December 17, 2003 | 715 | UNAVAILABLE |
| Kyle and the boys fly to Canada during Christmas time to see the Canadian Prime Minister after Ike's biological parents take him back to Canada... |
