South Park - Episode Guide

Episodes » Season 7
Tot. Ep. # Title Original Airdate Production Code Media
97 704 Cancelled March 19, 2003 704 Links (1)

The boys learn that Earth is actually a reality show for aliens and must save it from cancellation.

98 702 Krazy Kripples March 26, 2003 702 Links (1)

Timmy and Jimmy start a club for cripples, which draws attention from the Crips. Christopher Reeve comes to town to promote stem cell research.

99 703 Toilet Paper April 2, 2003 703 Links (2)

Kyle feels guilty after he and the boys TP their art teacher's house.

100 701 I'm a Little Bit Country April 9, 2003 701 Links (1)

The boys are caught in the middle of a town fight between people for the War in Iraq and people against it. Meanwhile, Cartman travels back in time to the late Colonial era by electrocuting himself.

101 705 Fat Butt and Pancake Head April 16, 2003 705 Links (1)

Cartman's hand-puppet "Jennifer Lopez" garners major publicity, which angers the real Jennifer Lopez.

102 706 Lil' Crime Stoppers April 23, 2003 706 Links (1)

The boys' game of "police detectives" turns all too real when Sergeant Yates hires them to bust a drug deal.

103 707 Red Man's Greed April 30, 2003 707 Links (2)

The town is taken over by Native Americans who want to create a highway to their casino.

104 708 South Park Is Gay! October 22, 2003 708 Links (1)

The men and boys of town become metrosexual. Meanwhile, Kyle, Mr. Slave, and Mr. Garrison try to stop the wave of metrosexuality when Kyle is treated like an outcast, and Mr. Garrison believes the metrosexual fad is cheapening the pride of real homosexuals.

105 709 Christian Rock Hard October 29, 2003 709 Links (2)

Cartman, Token, and Butters form a Christian music band. Stan, Kyle, and Kenny protest against downloading music from the Internet after getting arrested.

106 710 Grey Dawn November 5, 2003 710 Links (1)

The elderly have their driver's licenses taken away, against which the AARP retaliates.

107 711 Casa Bonita November 12, 2003 711 Links (2)

Cartman tries to get himself invited to Kyle's birthday party at Casa Bonita.

108 712 All About the Mormons? November 19, 2003 712 Links (2)

Stan befriends a boy and his family who are Mormons.

109 713 Butt Out December 3, 2003 713 Links (2)

The town calls in Rob Reiner to combat the spread of smoking among children after the boys are caught doing so.

110 714 Raisins December 10, 2003 714 Links (2)

Stan becomes a Goth after Wendy Testaburger breaks up with him. Meanwhile, Butters falls for Lexus, a waitress at a Hooters-esque restaurant called "Raisins".

111 715 It's Christmas in Canada December 17, 2003 715 Links (1)

Kyle and the boys fly to Canada during Christmas time to see the Canadian Prime Minister after Ike's biological parents take him back to Canada.