.South Park Episode Guide
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| Ep. # |
Title |
Original Airdate |
Production Code |
Media |
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| 80 | Jared Has Aides | March 6, 2002 | 602 | |
| The town becomes obsessed with weight loss after Jared Fogle gives a speech, but immediately hate him after he admits that his diet was caused by aides (misinterpreted as "AIDS")... |
| 81 | Asspen | March 13, 2002 | 603 | |
| The boys and their parents vacation in Aspen. Stan is challenged to a skiing competition while the parents are held hostage at a timeshare seminar. |
| 82 | Freak Strike | March 20, 2002 | 601 | |
| The boys disguise Butters as a victim of a birth defect so they can win a prize on The Maury Povich Show. |
| 84 | Fun with Veal | April 3, 2002 | 605 | UNAVAILABLE |
| The boys try to save baby cows destined to become veal from torture and slaughter. |
| 85 | Professor Chaos | April 10, 2002 | 606 | UNAVAILABLE |
| The boys try to find a replacement for Butters, who becomes a supervillain after being fired from the group. |
| 86 | Simpsons Already Did It | June 26, 2002 | 607 | UNAVAILABLE |
| Butters attempts to create schemes, but is disappointed when his sidekick reveals that all of his master plans are plots from episodes of the long-running FOX animated sitcom The Simpsons... |
| 87 | Red Hot Catholic Love | July 3, 2002 | 608 | UNAVAILABLE |
| Priest Maxi travels to the Vatican to change the laws about priests molesting children. Meanwhile, the Catholic Church molestation scandal causes the parents to convert to atheism and Cartman to win a bet with Kyle about defecating from his mouth. |
| 88 | Free Hat | July 10, 2002 | 609 | |
| The kids form a club to try and stop directors from editing their films, but the townspeople mistake it as a call to free a child murderer named Hat McCullough from prison. |
| 91 | A Ladder to Heaven | November 6, 2002 | 612 | |
| The boys build a ladder to heaven to talk to Kenny about a candy coupon. Cartman accidentally drinks Kenny's ashes and becomes possessed with his spirit. |
| 93 | The Death Camp of Tolerance | November 20, 2002 | 614 | UNAVAILABLE |
| Mr. Garrison tries to get fired for discrimination by performing inappropriate acts in class with his new teaching assistant Mr... |
| 94 | The Biggest Douche in the Universe | November 27, 2002 | 615 | |
| Chef's parents try to exorcise Kenny's spirit from Cartman. Meanwhile, Stan calls out John Edward for providing false hope to people whose loved ones have died. |
| 95 | My Future Self n' Me | December 4, 2002 | 616 | |
| Stan meets a man who claims to be Stan in the future after a life of abusing drugs and alcohol. Meanwhile, Cartman starts a "revenge business." |
| 96 | Red Sleigh Down | December 11, 2002 | 617 | |
| Cartman tries to bring Christmas to the downtrodden in Iraq to get on the Santa's "nice" list. |
