South Park - Episode Guide

Episodes » Season 5
Tot. Ep. # Title Original Airdate Production Code Media
66 502 It Hits the Fan June 20, 2001 502 Links (1)

When a crime drama on TV airs an episode using the curse word shit uncensored, the town popularizes the word, which causes people to die from the plague.

67 503 Cripple Fight June 27, 2001 503 Links (1)

Big Gay Al is fired from being a scoutmaster due to his sexual orientation. Meanwhile, a new handicapped boy named Jimmy becomes Timmy's enemy.

68 504 Super Best Friends July 4, 2001 504 Links (1)

A David Blaine cult comes to South Park and it is up to Stan, Jesus and his superhero comrades to save the world.

69 501 Scott Tenorman Must Die July 11, 2001 501 Links (1)

Cartman repeatedly tries to take revenge on an older kid who keeps conning him.

70 505 Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow July 18, 2001 505 Links (1)

The boys try to reunite Terrance and Phillip who are feuding so they can perform at an Earth Day assembly.

71 506 Cartmanland July 25, 2001 506 Links (1)

Kyle develops a terrible hemorrhoid and begins to lose his faith in God when Cartman inherits $1 million which he uses to buy his own amusement park.

72 507 Proper Condom Use August 1, 2001 507 Links (1)

The school is forced to teach sex education to the students at a younger age after the boys are found "milking" dogs, leading to a gender war because of incompetent teaching methods.

73 508 Towelie August 8, 2001 508 Links (2)

In order to get their video game console back, the boys must bring an animated towel to the government.

74 509 Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants November 7, 2001 509 Links (2)

The boys go to Afghanistan to return a goat given as a gift, where Stan and Kyle fight with Afghan kids over America's reputation and Cartman becomes the Bugs Bunny to Osama bin Laden's Elmer Fudd.

75 510 How to Eat with Your Butt November 14, 2001 510 Links (1)

Cartman "blows a funny fuse" when his prank of putting Kenny's butt on a milk carton prompts a family with butts for faces to come to South Park in search of their long lost son. Meanwhile, Butters gets grounded for his supposedly bad school photo.

76 511 The Entity November 21, 2001 511 Links (2)

Kyle's cousin, a stereotypical nebbishy Jewish boy also named Kyle, comes to stay with him. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison's anger towards airline service after the September 11th attacks prompts him to create a new means of transportation.

77 512 Here Comes the Neighborhood November 28, 2001 512 Links (2)

Tired of being teased for being rich, Token attracts wealthier black families to South Park.

78 513 Kenny Dies December 5, 2001 513 Links (2)

Kenny contracts a muscular disease and dies "permanently."

79 514 Butters' Very Own Episode December 12, 2001 514 Links (2)

When Butters survives a murder attempt by his mother, he must travel back to South Park in time for his parents' wedding anniversary at Bennigan's. Meanwhile, Butters' parents join Gary Condit, O.J. Simpson, and the Ramseys in lying to the press about who murdered Butters.