South Park - Episode Guide

Episodes » Season 3
Tot. Ep. # Title Original Airdate Production Code Media
32 301 Rainforest Schmainforest April 7, 1999 301 Links (2)

The children are forced to join a choir sent to Costa Rica to perform against deforestation, but they end up lost in the rainforest and discover that the rainforest isn't worth saving.

33 302 Spontaneous Combustion April 14, 1999 302 Links (2)

Randy must solve the problem when citizens start spontaneously combusting. Meanwhile, Cartman plays Jesus in a "Stations of the Cross" play and ends up stuck on the cross.

34 303 The Succubus April 21, 1999 303 Links (2)

When Chef gets engaged, the boys become increasingly concerned as he seemingly becomes a different person. Meanwhile, Cartman becomes the butt of several pranks by his eye doctor.

35 305 Jackovasaurus June 16, 1999 305 Links (2)

The town saves a species from extinction, but finds that they are an extremely annoying race that only Cartman can stand.

36 304 Tweek vs. Craig June 23, 1999 304 Links (2)

Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny pit Tweek and Craig against each other. Meanwhile, the school shop teacher, Mr. Adler, copes with the loss of his wife, who died in a plane crash.

37 306 Sexual Harassment Panda July 7, 1999 306 Links (2)

A man in a panda costume is hired to teach the kids about sexual harassment, leading Cartman to sue Stan (and all the kids to sue the school) over claims of being harassed.

38 307 Cat Orgy July 14, 1999 307 Links (2)

Cartman is stuck at home with Stan's sister Shelley as his babysitter while his mom is at a meteor shower party. Meanwhile, Cartman's cat, Mr. Kitty, is in heat and goes searching for sex with other cats.

39 308 Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub July 21, 1999 308 Links (2)

At the meteor shower party mentioned in the previous episode, Stan is stuck in a basement with a group of nerdy kids from school who become important to him when the ATF stakes out the party, thinking that the attendees will commit suicide when the meteor comes. Meanwhile, Randy feels uncomfortable after he and Gerald watch each other masturbate in a hot tub.

40 309 Jewbilee July 28, 1999 309 Links (2)

On the night of the aforementioned meteor shower, Kyle, Kenny, and Ike go to a Jewish scout camp where Moses appears.

41 310 Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery October 27, 1999 310 Links (2)

Nu metal band Korn guest stars in this episode where they are blamed for making Halloween immoral and the boys use Kyle's grandmother's corpse to scare the fifth graders.

42 311 Chinpokomon November 3, 1999 311 Links (2)

The boys become fascinated with the latest fad from Japan.

43 312 Hooked on Monkey Phonics November 10, 1999 312 Links (2)

Cartman's mom buys a vocabulary-building kit to help Cartman win the spelling bee. Meanwhile, Kyle falls for a homeschooled girl with overprotective parents.

44 313 Starvin' Marvin in Space November 17, 1999 313 Links (2)

The boys must save Starvin' Marvin from the government and a Christian group who cares more about converting people from third-world countries than giving them food and shelter.

45 314 The Red Badge of Gayness November 24, 1999 314 Links (2)

During a Civil War reenactment, Cartman (as General Lee) leads the Confederate army to attack the Union soldiers across America.

46 315 Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics December 1, 1999 315 Links (2)

Mr. Hankey hosts a Christmas musical, featuring South Park characters singing twisted renditions of classic Christmas songs and a memorial piece to voice actress Mary Kay Bergman.

47 316 Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus December 29, 1999 316 Links (2)

Cartman and Kenny mistake a colon infection for their menstrual cycle, prompting Kyle to lie about "getting his period" and Stan to ingest hormone pills so he won't feel left out. Meanwhile, Jesus plans a New Years' party and is worried his father won't be there.

48 317 World Wide Recorder Concert January 12, 2000 317 Links (2)

The boys travel to Arkansas to perform at a recorder concert. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison confronts his father about not being sexually molested as a child.