The nation's top scientists come together to put a stop to the recent phenomenon of rich, successful men who suddenly want to have sex with many, many women. After extensive testing, some of the fourth grade boys in South Park Elementary are diagnosed as sex addicts. It is shown in teaser pictures that Tiger Woods will appear in the episode as well as David Letterman, Ben Roethlisberger, Bill Clinton, Billy Bob Thornton and Michael Douglas.

The students at South Park Elementary are assigned to read The Catcher In The Rye, and are excited to do so after learning about the controversy surrounding the book. However, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny hate the novel, not finding it offensive and wondering why it was banned in public schools. They decide to write their own novel, entitled The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs, with the intention of making it the most profane and controversial book ever.

Cartman's favorite restaurant has been shut down and replaced by a store that sells medicinal marijuana. Randy is desperate to get a prescription card to buy pot and Cartman will do anything to get his beloved fried chicken back.

Kyle "friended" the wrong person (on Facebook) and now all of his old friends are deserting him. His situation is desperate. Kyle looks for help from the one person who has always been there for him.

While on a school field trip to a fudge factory, Stan accidentally insults Tom Cruise again by calling him a "fudge packer" and sets off a chain reaction. Cruise then recruits every celebrity that has ever been ridiculed by the town of South Park to bring a class action lawsuit against the town. (Part 1 of 2)

With Muhammad at the center of hostage negotiations between the town of South Park and both the Ginger kids and Tom Cruise's army of celebrities, the burning question on everyone's mind is... Who is Eric Cartman's father?!. (Part 2 of 2)

Jimmy and Timmy head off to summer camp with all their "handi-capable" friends, competition is the name of the game this summer. Meanwhile, Towelie, addicted to marijuana, crack, and crystal meth, is part of a documentary. He works at the handicapped summer camp, and is later fired. As his story unfolds, he is later faced with an intervention.

Cartman wants to race with the pros and he's ready to do whatever it takes to make it happen. He's afraid that no matter how hard he tries, he'll never reach the level of the other NASCAR drivers. Working with Butters as his pit boss, Cartman pulls out all the stops to compete in the race of his life.

Everything east of the Rockies is now part of New Jersey. South Park is in danger of becoming West Jersey within the week. As the Jerseyites spill into Colorado and approach South Park, Randy and the boys stand strong against the onslaught.

In a spoof of the movie "Inception", When hes sent to the school counselor to talk about his hoarding disorder, Stan realizes that hes not the only one who has a problem. When Mr. Mackey and Stan agree to surrender themselves to the hoarding experts, Stan gets a more than a glimpse of what it was like for Mr. Mackey in the 4th grade as they get trapped in his dream.

The Coon now leads an entire team of crime-fighters who are ready to take their place among the world's most admired and beloved super heroes. But much to the Coon's dismay, someone else keeps beating them to the punch. The nation looks to another hero, Captain Hindsight, to get them through the BP disaster and dissension develops within the ranks of Coon and friends.

Led by Mysterion, Coon's former Friends are working together to help the people in the Gulf who are at the mercy of the dark lord, Cthulhu. The Coon, scorned by his fellow super heroes and now working alone, is out for revenge.

Coon and Friends find themselves at the mercy of Cartman, the Coon who now has the dark lord, Cthulhu, doing his bidding. Kenny wrestles with the curse of his super power through his alter ego, Mysterion.

Stan's life is a shambles both at home and in school. Randy's obsession with the Food Network Is changing everything. It even forces Sharon to explore a new interest of her own. When his mom takes off with her "new interest", Stan is left behind to pick up the pieces.