Thinking it's his way into her heart and other body parts, Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers' concert. His dream of taking their relationship to the next level is crushed when the Jonas Brothers give them Purity Rings.

"The Coon" rises from the trash and takes his place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in the town of South Park. A rival superhero appears on the scene in the form of "Mysterion" and challenges the Coon's place as a "symbol" for the town.

Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate financial state everyone finds themselves in. The town gets behind him and everyone starts to live a life that no longer depends on any economy at all. Meanwhile, an unlikely savior makes the ultimate sacrifice to solve everyone's problems.

An April Fools joke which doesn't go so well causes the town to end up in chaos. For April Fools, instead of airing an anticipated episode of 'Terrance and Phillip', the Canadian Channel airs an episode of a new show, the 'Queef Sisters'.

Cartman and Jimmy come up with the funniest joke of all time. The joke is so funny that it is brought up by Jimmy Kimmel, Jay Leno, Conan O'Brien, and David Letterman.

Randy is determined that Stan will win this year's Pinewood Derby. He comes up with a plan that will ensure Stan a first place trophy.

Cartman dreams of living the life of a pirate so he tries to get to Somalia. Butters and a small group of recruits join Cartman in his dream of living on the skull island, where they will frolic in crystal clear waterfalls and discover buried treasure.

Otherworldly forces are haunting Ike, who's so freaked out that the stress could kill him. Kyle and the rest of the boys bring in professional ghost hunters to see if they can put a stop to the poltergeists tormenting Ike.

Butters has made it all the way to the 4th grade without ever kissing a girl. All of his friends have been teasing him mercilessly. Butters is determined to catch up with the rest of the boys in his class. Meanwhile, one overly dedicated cop wages war on Prostitution in South Park.

After going to their first live WWE wrestling event, the boys all want to become professional wrestlers. They decide to sign up for the school's wrestling class, but soon learn that the wrestling at school isn't the same as what they saw at WWE.

The Marsh family are spending Stan's birthday at the Denver Aquarium. Things go bad when Japanese people kill all the dolphins. After, Stan takes on a cause to save the dolphins from them.

The boys aren't going to let the Harley Festival that's being held in South Park spoil their weekend. Everyone agrees they've had enough of the loud and obnoxious bikers that have arrived. They throw down the F word and the game is on.

Cartman seizes the opportunity to become the voice of change at the school when he takes over the morning announcements. His target is South Park Elementary's Student Body President, Wendy Testaburger.

Things at the water park are not what they seem. The boy’s fun filled day is about to turn deadly. Events are in play at Splash Town that signal the end of the world is upon us. Cartman tries to warn everyone but no one will listen.... Disaster is about to strike and the boys are in a race to survive.