South Park - Episode Guide

Episodes » Season 12
Tot. Ep. # Title Original Airdate Production Code Media
168 1201 Tonsil Trouble March 12, 2008 1201 Links (3)

After having his tonsils removed Cartman contracts HIV, but when he finds out that people no longer care about AIDS he looks for a cure. Kyle finds it funny that Cartman has AIDS and so Cartman finds a way to give Kyle AIDS to settle the score between them.

169 1202 Britney's New Look March 19, 2008 1202 Links (3)

When the boys try to get Britney Spears' picture, they discover the shocking secret behind her popularity after Britney Spears shoots herself in the head and is forced by others to continue making pop music.

170 1203 Major Boobage March 26, 2008 1203 Links (3)

In this South Park homage to the 1981 film Heavy Metal, the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze--sniffing urine from male cats in order to get high. Meanwhile Cartman tries to hide all the cats he can in his attic after the town bans keeping cats as pets.

171 1204 Canada on Strike! April 2, 2008 1204 Links (3)

The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a strike over money made over the Internet that they believe is being withheld from them. Meanwhile, the South Park boys try to turn Butters into the latest viral video star.

172 1205 Eek, a Penis! April 9, 2008 1205 Links (3)

While Mrs. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man she always intended to be, by having a penis grown on a mouse, Cartman is put in charge of the class. After doing a great job, he is put in charge of a city school class.

173 1206 Over Logging April 16, 2008 1206 Links (2)

One day the citizens of South Park wake up and find the Internet is gone. When Randy hears there may still be some Internet out in California, he packs up his family and heads west.

174 1207 Super Fun Time April 23, 2008 1207 Links (2)

While the kids are on an educational field trip to a living museum, Cartman forces Butters to sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center, located next door. While they are away, the living museum's cast and the rest of the class are taken hostage by criminals.

175 1208 The China Probrem October 8, 2008 1208 Links (3)

Cartman and Butters attempt to prevent the Chinese take-over of America by invading a Chinese restaurant, while Stan, Kenny, Kyle, Jimmy and Clyde campaign for justice for their sexually assaulted friend, Indiana Jones.

176 1209 Breast Cancer Show Ever October 15, 2008 1209 Links (3)

Wendy is fed up with Cartman's jokes when he makes fun of her report on breast cancer, and challenges him to a fight, Cartman is shocked and frightened of the possible confrontation that might ruin his purported reputation.

177 1210 Pandemic October 22, 2008 1210 Links (3)

The world faces a wave of Peruvian pan flute bands. The boys ask for Craig's financial support to form a pan flute band of their own, while the government tries to decide how to handle the "pandemic".

178 1211 Pandemic 2 - The Startling October 29, 2008 1211 Links (3)

The boys are lost in the Andes Mountains where they discover the startling secret behind the attack of the giant guinea pigs. Meanwhile, Randy bravely documents the destruction while trying to save his family.

179 1212 About Last Night... November 5, 2008 1212 Links (3)

Following the 2008 US presidential election, Barack Obama catches everyone off guard when he arrives at the White House prematurely. Meanwhile, his supporters in South Park take to the streets while John McCain's supporters try to cope with the defeat.

180 1213 Elementary School Musical November 12, 2008 1213 Links (3)

The boys realize they are the only kids at school who are not hit by the new High School Musical fad. Stan becomes afraid of losing Wendy if he does not begin to sing and dance himself.

181 1214 The Ungroundable November 19, 2008 1214 Links (3)

A vampire fad is spreading at South Park Elementary. Butters believes that the "vampire kids" are actual vampires and becomes tempted to join them. Meanwhile, the Goth kids discover, to their frustration, that the other kids are unable to tell the difference between a goth and a vampire kid.